北腔南调

　　学英语从异性开始

　　The nice women are ugly.

　　好女人不靓

　　The beautiful women are not nice.

　　靓女人不好

　　The beautiful and nice women are general stupid.

　　又靓又好的女人一般都很愚蠢

　　The beautiful, nice and clever women are married.

　　又靓又好又不愚蠢的女人都结婚了

　　The women who are not so beautiful but are nice women are borninpoverty.

　　不是很靓但是很好的女人都出身贫寒

　　The women who are not so beautiful but are nice women borninnoble think we are only after their lordliness.

　　不是很靓但是很好又出身高贵的女人会认为我们看上的是他们的权势

　　The beautiful women without lordliness are afterourlordliness.

　　而没有权势但是很靓的女人看上的是我们的权势

　　The clever women, who are not so nice and somewhat beautifuldontthink we are clever enough.

　　不是很好但是很漂亮又很聪明的女人却嫌我们不够聪明

　　The women who think we are clever, that are nice, somewhatcleverand have lordliness have a lot of pursuers.

　　又好又聪明又出身高贵又觉得我们聪明的女人都有很多追求者

　　The women who are somewhat beautiful, somewhat nice and havesomelordliness and thank God are clever are ALWAYS MAINTAINMANYCANDIDATES!!

　　又好又靓又出身高贵而且又聪明的女人总是脚踩几条船

　　The women who always maintain many candidates,automaticallycomplain us when we stand off them.

　　那些脚踩几条船的女人一旦我们疏远她们就对我们充满怨言抱怨

　　NOW… WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS WOMEN?

　　现在……到底有谁了解女人这东西？ 开口笑 词语新解

　　作者：北腔南调

　　（来源：南国都市报）