女人比男人话多 | |||||||||
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http://www.sina.com.cn 2006年06月10日08:17 潇湘晨报 | |||||||||
本周主持人李沙 (lisha7161@sina.com) 原文
womentalkmorethanman Ahusband,provingtohiswifethatwomentalkmorethanmen,showedherastudywhichindicatedthatmenuseabout15,000wordsaday,whereaswomenuse30,000wordsaday.shethoughtaboutthis,thentoldherhusbandthatwomenusetwiceasmanywordsasmenbecausethayhavetorepeateverythingtheysay.Lookingstunned,thehusbandsaid:“WHAT???” 最佳翻译丈夫为了向妻子证明女人比男人说得多,拿给她一篇研究报告,上面指出,男人一天要说15000个词然而女人一天要30000个词。妻子想了想,然后告诉丈夫,女人之所以每天要使用男人说的词汇的两倍是因为她们不得不重复她们说的每件事。丈夫呆呆看着她,说:“什么?”林静夕 点评:如果能将“她们不得不重复她们说的每件事”翻译成“她们不得不对男人重复她们说的每个字”更有幽默效果。 今日原文 AnEnglishman,aScotsmanandanIrishman AnEnglishman,aScotsmanandanIrishmanaredrivingthroughthedesertwhentheircarbreaksdown.Sotheyhavetogetout.TheEnglishmantakesabottleofwinewithhim,theScotsmantakesanumbrellaandtheIrishmantakesacardoor. Onthewaytheymeetthisoldbastard.HesaystotheEnglishman″Iknowwhyyou'vegotthewinesoyoucanhaveadrinkwhenyourthirsty″,HesaystotheScotsman″Iknowwhyyou'vegottheumbrellatokeepthesunoffyou″,″but″hesaystotheIrishman″Whyhaveyougotthecardoor?″andtheIrishmanreplies″IfIgethotIcanwindthewindowdown!″ 译文及主持人申请请联系:lhao741@sina.com | |||||||||